Overheard at My Own Funeral

Dead Fly Close Up 1

So I’m a fly on the wall at my own funeral. What are people saying about me?

Hopefully I’d hear, “man, he was a funny guy.”

But knowing my luck, I’d hear, “man, fuck that guy. I hope he gets reincarnated as a fly. Then I’d squash him like how I’m gonna squash this fly on the wall. Check it out.”

Splat.

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