10 Most Obvious Signs

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As I was walking with my daughter today, I came across this “No Stealing” sign.  I sarcastically thought to myself, shucks I really wanted to steal something today.  Whew, it’s a good thing that sign was there, otherwise I’d be stealing everything in sight.

Since we now have to put up signs to tell people not to steal, I was thinking of nine other über obvious signs:

1. Do Not Punch Me in the Face
2. No Purple Nurples
3. No Country Music… Ever
4. Tickling Can Cause Laughter
5. Murder Free Zone
6. Dogs May Bark
7. No Crapping in a paper bag and Lighting it on Fire on my Porch
8. Park with a Car
9. No Peeing on my Leg

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