Today I watched my daughter sway back and forth in front of the television as she tried to do the “octopus dance.” Swaying your tentacle-like arms is just one of the many moves in the repertoire of Dance-a-Lot Robot on Playhouse Disney.
Being that Valentines is just around the corner; I began to think would be a perfect robot match for the children’s dance instructor. First things first, I’m assuming he’s gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I just figured… male children’s dance instructor… the odds are in that orientation.
My perfect match for Dance-a-Lot would be Gay Robot, from Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time. Gay Robot seems to be sincere in his feelings and yet melancholy enough to appreciate the motivation of a spirited partner. If that partner happens to be powered through the majesty of dance, then so be it.
Let the diesel-fueled fireworks fly for the perfect robot couple.