American men in their 20’s and 30’s secretly wept as the news of Macho Man Randy Savage’s death swept through media sources today. Many wrestlers have left us during these post WWF years (in my heart, it’ll always be WWF and not WWE), however the death of Savage brings an end to an era. It is the end of “Macho Madness.”
Will we ever see the likes of our Slim Jim snapping hero again? Perhaps.
What I mean by this is the zombie uprising. When (not if) the zombie uprising occurs, I will launch my wrestling organization, known as the Zombie World Wrestling Federation.
The following roster contains my starting line-up of deceased wrestling legends in the organization.
Coming soon to a zombie uprising near you!